*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school
Sometimes I think of how one tiny mutated cell can wipe out our whole civilization, but then I watch a video like this and think “nah, we’re way too awesome of a species to be defeated.”
I feel like my life is complete after watching this.
HOLY SHITTING CHRIST.HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO KEEP SUCH A GOOD TONE QUALITY. WHAT THE SHIT. I CAN’T. JUST.
Seriously, as somebody who is relatively good at the flute let me tell you that that is really fucking difficult. REALLY FUCKING DIFFICULT. That’s like the flautist’s equivalent of trying to talk normally whilst breathing in: it just isn’t doable. This guy is using some freaky fucking sorcery. As if that weren’t bad enough: HIS FINGERS ON THAT LAST BLOODY SCALE HOLY SHIT. HOW CAN YOU MOVE THAT FAST. I CAN’T EVEN DO F BLOODY MAJOR THAT FAST AND IT’S THE EASIEST BLOODY SCALE WE HAVE HOLY CHRIST.
Yes because over 20 story missions, 25 strikes, over 200 pieces of loot and half of those have skill trees and can be leveled, 4 major areas of free roam that are all bigger than the entire of halo reach (so the free roam is 4x the size of an entire game) that also have unlimited side missions and public events, and there are also several other planets we will visit, 3 classes with two subclasses in each one that you’ll also want to level up and find loot for, amazing multiplayer for even more endless fun, tons of shaders to customize your own look so you’ll be unique, beautiful sky boxes, lighting and graphics, and with two expansion packs on the way that expands EVERYTHING. AND MORE. UNDERWHELMING?! Please.
There are lots of talented people on tumblr. I, for one, am great at pressing the reblog button.
looking at ticket prices and
the only photo set that actually matters on this stupid website
the cat looks like fucking he-man!
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg
"Page 46 of the iOS 7 terms and conditions"
How did yOU EVEN FIND THIS WHAT
Yup i think thats about it